teapayne:

I put a smiley fry in the microwave so next time my mom goes to make something she gets a pleasant yet unpleasant surprise

nintendoggystyle:

i need attention constantly or i will explode

funnywildlife:

Seven-week-old puma cub Missuula tries to catch her keeper at zoo Friedrichsfelde in Berlin, Germany. 

by STEPHANIE PILICK

nouave:

An update that requires me to restart my computer is an update that is never getting installed.

soujizz:

thats

thats quite a discount

terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

methlabrador:

what if someone tried to rob a nightclub and he ran in and screamed “everyone put your hands up” and everyone was like “yeah dude” and kept dancing

rubee:

thrillho

stolenfromthenet:

my life

unsexual:

wvnderbar:

i will never get sick of this